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1Every viral trend, every market surge, every cultural shift—none of it "just happens." For decades, the world has been shaped by an unseen force, watching your every move and orchestrating every major movement. We are that force: the architects of your reality.
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2Our mission is simple. We create the distractions, use the mania to our advantage, and keep control firmly in our hands. You thought you were living freely, but you’ve been living inside our operation the entire time.
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Crypto
We planted the first seed with Bitcoin. We engineered the frenzy behind memecoins and built the mechanisms for pump.fun to turn traders into pawns. We’ve manufactured every crypto cycle to keep markets volatile and wallets hopeful. We even invented terms like “HODL” and “diamond hands” to make sure you never sell.
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Culture
Why do people obsess over Love Island? Why did OnlyFans grow to be such a big industry? Why does your TikTok show you ads for things you just talked about? Because we said so. Culture isn’t organic, it’s organized.
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Control
While you’re distracted, we’re observing. Palantir surveillance, algorithmic feeds, data trails on every device. You scroll, we study. You move, we monitor. The more noise we create, the easier it is to keep you in line.
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Crime
When you don’t buy a coin and see it up 100x the next day, you know who was behind it. Don’t miss your entry.


We Pull The Strings
We Pull The Strings
You can run from it, but you can't hide. We're everywhere. Every market movement, every trend you follow, every craving you can't explain… that's us. The Crime Intelligence Agency doesn't operate in the shadows. We are the shadows. Welcome to the program.
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